I’m not sure if I’m supposed to do this in my own picture, but I assume it doesn’t matter. And I have wanted to shed a little light on my own photo from this lovely 498 day.
A piece of food. Coming in.. The rest of this will be written in the perspective of the food on my imaginary fork.
“Are you serious? Me? You never eat everything on your plate. I thought you were full. I was sure I was safe until the next round… Leftovers. You try to drown me in a pool of some questionable tomatoey substance before chewing me up? Oh that seems fair. Not to mention the very hot environment I endured before I even landed on your plate. A day in the life, I guess”